Just in case you need a bit of a chuckle, here’s an old joke I found whilst clearing out my email backlog today. I thought I’d share it with you. Apologies to the original author, but I guess it’s been round the block a few times now!
Here goes:
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
George W Bush: We don’t care why. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. There is no middle ground.
Tony Blair: I agree with George.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together – n peace and love.
Hans Blix: We have reason to believe that there is a chicken, but we have ot yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody old us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
Aristotle: It is in the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Karl Marx: It was an historic inevitability.
Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are all concerned that the chicken crossed he road reveals your underlying insecurity.
Bill Gates: echicken2008 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file our important documents, balance your cheque book – and internet explorer is an integral part of echicken2008.
Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Bill Clinton: I-Did-Not-Have-******-Relations-With-That-Chicken.
Colonel sanders: Did I miss one?
Keep smiling!
Clare x
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